Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a  bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello.

WOMAN: Honey, its me. Are you the club?

MAN: Yes

WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is is Ok if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much?

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedese dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: $90,000

MAN: Ok, but for that price, I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Greate! Oh, and one more thing... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. The are asking for $950,000.

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra 50 Thousand. It is really a pretty good price.

WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!

MAN: Bye. I love you, too. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape....

Then he smiles and asks: Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?